I spent the past five days in Vegas. Okay, 2 days in airports/airplanes and approximately the past 4.12 days in Vegas. Whatever.
I found out there that I am not normal.
I like to gamble (okay, that's not weird there). High stakes (you know, two dollars at a time). Without my husband. By myself. Alone.
Want to know what one guy said to me at the poker table after several hands that I won? If not, stop reading now. ;) 'Cuz I was kinda' proud.
Him: "Oh, you know how to speak?"
Him: "You walked in here like you owned the place. Nice to know you can talk."
Thank you, writer friends. You helped me win at poker. Because, yeah, I can talk. But sometimes it's better to let the voices tell you things you never knew before...
Now forgive me. I played Texas Hold-Em for many, many hours this week. Including until 4:30 Tuesday morning, which left me with 3 hours of sleep before our flight back.
I'm sure my teaching skills were spot-on today. Yep. I'm sure.
Converse amongst yourselves. I'm taking a nap.