11.05.2010

November Author Series

We are very excited to announce our second author interview this month! Again, this is someone erica met through ABNA and has enjoyed ever since (er, their work, that is). We asked the same questions of this brave soul as we asked the last one (click here if you missed it). Our questions are in blue, her answers are in black. This time we're talking to. . .


**cue drumroll** 

Hart Johnson! aka Alyse Carlson! aka The Watery Tart!

1. Tell us about your book/s. I've really been immersed in two of them. One is the Cozy Mystery for my contract with Berkeley Prime Crime (BPC). It is a Garden-themed story with an MC who is the public relations representative for the Roanoke Garden Society in Roanoke, Virginia. I don't actually garden and have only been to Virginia once, but BPC had a theme they wanted and it was that which I auditioned for, so there you have it. The characters really spoke to me though. My first degree was journalism so both the MCs Public Relations, and her boyfriend's newspaper backgrounds are very familiar to me, plus, anyone who has read it recognizes that the MC's best friend Annie channels me directly.



I had a great time writing this—cozy mystery is more playful than the other genres I write, and mystery has more formula to it... a checklist to work from, so it is easier to not veer off course, at least for a digressionist like me.

The other book—LEGACY (cover designed by my friend, Joris Ammerlaan)—I just finished the middle round of edits for—needs a few new sections written and a few strands of plot woven in, but what needs to be done is all on paper now. Once I get those in, I will polish it again. I will run it by my agent for the Cozy (she is a project specific agent right now, but I like her, so I'd love to convince her to take me on more broadly), and if she doesn't think it's her thing, I will give it a go with the Amazon Breakthrough Novel Award for 2011. It is about a trio of siblings left alone when their mother is abducted and their father is murdered, and a runaway who ends up joining forces with them to find the missing mother. The plot immerses them in a ring of art thieves and espionage, and the children find out their lives were intertwined long before they met... Or that is the scoop until I polish my hook, anyway... (can I tell you how badly I hate writing hooks?) (erica says yes, tell us anything)



2. What's the best thing about writing? I like the puzzle solving... pulling things together that don't GO together into a coherent plot. The writing itself is sort of release, and I'm not sure I think so much of the mechanics of it—it just is something I sort of feel compelled to do, but I adore that puzzle part.


3. What's the worst thing about writing? How do you deal with it and keep writing? Querying would be the REAL worst... but any summarizing... I worked in advertising once upon a time and I HATE HATE HATE the idea of taking my fabulous, complex plot and putting it in a soundbite. I feel like a sellout. Every. Time. (plus, I'm not all that great at it)--but besides that, I prefer READING complicated books that can't go in a soundbite, so I certainly don't want mine to... yet they are supposed to, in this short-attention-span society we live in.


4. What's your favorite food/recipe? Please pair it with a complimentary (or your favorite) wine/beer/beverage. Okay, I'm going backward here... because I can. I love a lot of foods, but if I am pairing, I am going to pick my favorite beverage and then choose a food that really goes with it fantastically. I LOVE a really hoppy beer—an India Pale Ale or a red, medium-bodied bitter (Hammerhead, from McMenamin's in Portland is actually my favorite, somewhat comparable to Arbor Brewing's Red Snapper, where I am... see... a person should ALWAYS drink locally...) WITH THAT, because the hops are strong and bitter, they need a relatively strong taste with them. I would go with a sandwich that had roasted red peppers and goat cheese—the goat cheese is a little salty and sort of sticks on your tongue and the red peppers are a complimentary aromatic—sweet and savory at the same time... Zingermans, locally, has a roasted veggie sandwich that also has roasted asparugus—that seems like a nice third ingredient on that sandwich (nice, toasty sour dough bread).


5. What else do you want our followers to know about you and your journey towards publication? This is hard. I don't keep any secrets, really, so anything anybody wants to know is fairly out there. My greatest strength is persistence, and I think my decision to just be me, in spite of thinking it would pose my biggest obstacle initially (heck, who would take me seriously?) has turned out to be the boon that takes me out of the mass of bloggers a bit. I have no clue whether it will help sell books or not, but being myself and keeping going just seem like a big 'duh' on the 'secrets to my success'--still--who knew it was that simple?

6. What are your future goals as an author? My only SPECIFIC goal is to find a route to supporting myself by writing. The gig like I've got is well and good, and I am THRILLED to have it, but at that rate, I would need to write a book and a half a month to support myself and family (make up for my day job income + insurance and retirement). I need to figure out what works to reach those bigger audiences (hopefully my suspense stuff will get there, or maybe I will master the thriller—though they largely seem to lack character depth, which I love)... I love the writing... I want to write... I would REALLY like to not have to work 12 hour days to GET to write—right now I usually do—9 hours at the day job and 3 between writing and typing (never mind where I fit in the blog stuff).


7. How did you break it to your family/friends/etc. that you wanted to be an author? What did they say? What do they say now?  When they first noticed me writing in the bathtub, I was writing fan fiction, which earned no respect whatsoever (even from my kids). When I started writing my own book, the kids were excited in an 'I don't get it' kind of way, but my husband was sure it was 'the same stuff' –he insisted it STILL had to be 'plagiarism' (never mind that even the fan fiction wasn't plagiarism) and made all sorts of sweeping statements about not liking fantasy (of my seven books, one has a ghost—that is as much fantasy as I EVER have) so... not feeling the support, really... though he was a little better with the chance to audition for the cozy mystery series (not A LOT better, mind you)--he DID buy a bottle of champagne when I GOT it. My mother, I think, doesn't have a lot of hope that there is a living to be made in fiction. (it's possible she's right) She has always encouraged me to write, but would like to see me write magazine articles or something. So yeah... not so much...

8. What is the planning process like for your novels? Do you outline? Do you jot down notes? Do you get naked and do the novel dance beneath a full moon? (note: erica actually got the novel dance idea from reading about Hart's naked writing!!) I think my biggest quirk here, is the idea has to stew a while. I get ideas from dreams, things I see or read, I jot them down... but they have to rattle around in my brain, really for MONTHS for the ingredients that should go together to find each other and the start of a plot begins to solidify. Usually I know the 'set up' and I write a scene or two to get to know the characters, set it aside, then I don't outline so much as TIMELINE. I have the big plot points and put them in order. As I work through a book though, the upcoming details come to me and need to be added, so by the time I reach a given chapter, it is far closer to an outline... I just don't do the whole thing at once.
9. Who is your writing mentor and why? Or, alternatively, who do you emulate?  Mentor, eh? I guess I think of this in a couple ways. I attribute my ability to FINISH a novel to JK Rowling and the Potterverse. Those were the first books I read MULTIPLE times and DISCUSSED with people in such detail that I really got the joy of a PLAN... the foreshadowing and groundlaying for the ending. I had always thought writing should be this organic start... write what comes... thing—and I had always abandoned my stories before the end because I couldn't figure out HOW to end. If you KNOW the end though, writing your way their becomes a completely different kind of task, and one I am up for.


As for real mentors and helpers, I am part of a writer's group, The Burrow, and this group, my favorite people on the planet, has nurtured, supported, beta read, critiqued... they are my core helpers.


10. If you had a pet elephant, what would his/her name be? How do elephants influence your writing style? How does the movie Dumbo make you feel?  *snort * Elephant, eh? I should let you know I live in a shoe box, but if we assume enough space for more than the short-legged dog and the cat we have... I'd call her Olivia. It's among my favorite names anyway, but I also like the juxtaposition of 'olvidar' (Spanish: to forget) and the reputation of an elephant for never forgetting. I'd take her on lots of walks, because it has gotten hard for me to up the ante on just how strange the locals already think I am. (I recently added reading out loud to 'reading+walking+editing+in the dark). An elephant would probably succeed in convincing them I'm not just eccentric, but full-out nuts.


As for the writing, my Thursday Twin has an elephant patronus, so I'm pretty sure elephants were complicit in my invitation to the Burrow, without which, I'd be nowhere.


Dumbo makes me cry... like so bad I can't WATCH to the end. I'm more a llama kind of gal, myself.


Yay! Oops, sorry about the blue, no more questions. But yay for the fun interview. You guys know Hart, right? If not, click here. And don't forget Hart's a NaNo girl, so let's all cheer her on to the finish line!!







11.04.2010

IT'S A BLOGAPALOOZA blogfest!!

It's Blogapalooza! A chance for you to meet some exciting new writers AND score some exciting prizes. All you have to do is read my post, and then visit the 7 bloggers below and read their entries, and try to find the common phrase used in all eight. NOTE: It WILL be a phrase, so single words like "the" or "and" don't count! Once you think you have it, email it to Mike Wood and you will be put into the running for a great gift "basket" comprised of prizes personally selected by the eight bloggers. A random drawing from all correct entries will be conducted one week from today, with special preference given to those who choose to follow all eight of us!

And so, with no further ado, my (erica's) entry:

I felt bad that I pushed Monday Menu Madness onto Mike's Tuesday interview - I could have done it anyway - there was really no rhyme or reason for me to skip it.

Besides, Mike's recipe is too complicated for me to even ponder in the morning. I'm naturally a night person, forced into getting up early because I'm a teacher and a mom. So, yes, Mike, I can hear you right now saying "So make it at night, ya' weirdo." But I'm boycotting your recipe on general principal. How you like them apples, buddy? (I can say that to him. We're friends like that.)

So, I present my own version of a recipe. One you can make any darn time you want.

Those of you who are not from the Midwest probably don't eat pickled red herring every holiday season. But here, it's tradition, and sits on just about any Christmas hor'd'oerve table in a tristate area. Of course, the best way to do it is to catch your own fish and follow this recipe:

4 prepared fresh herring
juice of 1 - 1 1/2 lemons
salt
4 tablespoons flour for coating                                      
6 tablespoons oil
2 cups mild wine vinegar
2 cups water
3 bay leaves
8 peppercorns
2 allspice berries
1 cup onions

1. Wash the fish well inside and out in cold water and wipe dry. Sprinkle the stomach cavity with lemon juice and sprinkle with salt inside and out. Leave them to dry slightly, then dip them in flour.

2. Heat the oil and fry the fish one after the other for 3 minutes each side, turning carefully as they will break easily. Transfer them to a large shallow dish and leave to cool.

3. Bring the vinegar and water to the boil with the bay leaves, peppercorns and allspice. Cut the onions into rings, add to the pan and boil for 5 minutes. Leave the liquid to cool before pouring it over the herrings.

4. Cover the dish and leave to marinate for 24 hours in the refrigerator.
 
5. Cut into chunks and can if using later, or pour into jar and transfer directly to the holiday table. Enjoy!

Happy start of the holiday season to everyone. And, um, if you're wondering why exactly I'm writing this blogpost, check out these links and see if you can find the common phrases:

http://meganbostic.blogspot.com/
http://thejourneytowardpublication.blogspot.com/
http://mikesshot.blogspot.com/
http://chrisbwritin.blogspot.com/
http://joannastjames.blogspot.com/
http://eviebalos.blogspot.com/
http://www.badboyscanbefun.com/blog/

11.03.2010

we've got some mid-week catchin' up to do

we're very behind in thanking our friend miles for two awards, so without further ado


we're honored you thought of us.

(we hope our gratitude is better late than never!)
--click the thank you message to visit him...he's heading to 100 followers, so follow up with him!--

here are the awards he gave us:


THESE ARE AWARDS FOR NEWBIE BLOGGERS. 
(or) bloggers who are NIFTY AND NICE. 
BLOGGERS, who, if awarded, NEED TO PASS THEM ON to other nifty and nice BLOGGERS. 
so they can introduce their friends to NEW friends in order to meet EVEN MORE NIFTY AND NICE BLOGGER friends!

so THEM'S the RULES. 
any questions? 
oh, probably,cuz there are more rules (and their variations) below
(if we pass the awards on to you, you'll wanna read 'em so you don't screw it up.)


Rules for The Versatile Blogger:

1-Thank and link back to the person that gave you the award.
2-Share seven things about yourself.

one and two are non-negotiable...here's where we change it up (just a bit)

3-Pass the award to (up to) fifteen bloggers that you think deserve it. OR...LINK US TO up to FIFTEEN NIFTY AND INFORMATIVE SITES (we can change the rules, right?)
4-Lastly, contact all of the bloggers that you've picked for the award. (unless you opted for option B--linking us to helpful information to get us published faster)

Rules for One Lovely Blog Award:

a) Accept the award, post it on your blog together with the name of the person who has granted the award and his or her blog link.
b) Pass the award to (up to) fifteen other blogs that you've newly discovered. OR go with option B (explained above)
c) Remember to contact the bloggers to let them know they have been chosen for this award.(again, reread above optional option)

okay, back to the screwing it up thing.  we're kinda cheating cuz we're naming only 15 blogs/links total (instead of 30) so really, if your blog/name appears below, then you're gettin' BOTH of the awards pictured above.  we hope that's okay.  you can cheat too, then, if you want.  (we're teachers, so if we say it's okay to cheat on this one, then it is. don't even feel guilty about it.)

and if you're doin' nano...well, then just smile for a second and get back to writing.  don't link. don't thank.  just keep writin'. 

and the awards go to:

Michael (yes, another one) at In Time
J.C. Martin, Fighter Writer
Abbie Minard at Above Water
Mara Nash at Mara Writes
N.R. Williams, Fantasy Author
Megan K. Bickel at The Write-At-Home-Mom

and of course, our victims, we mean interviewees (thanks so much!)

mike wood at Blog of Wood
hart johnson at Confessions of a Watery Tart
JC Phelps
megan bostic at The Angsty Writer
gae polisner

here are some of our favorite "informational" posts that we've collected during our writing and blogging experiences. not that you guys aren't informational. but, you know. . .

Kathleen Ortiz on synop-what? erica once had to write a synopsis. it sucked. but this post helped.

Agent Mary Kole on Voice yes, the dreaded V word. the first 3 posts under this tag are about sarcasm in YA, mature voice in YA, and voice in MG boy books.

New Agent Alerts on GLA because sometimes a brand new agent and a brand new author just need each other!!

Nathan Bransford on writing a query letter this actually gives you a "form" letter to get you started (query mad libs!)

Nathan Bransford and the Anatomy of a Good Query Letter cuz you can never have enough help on getting one of these suckers written (well)

(and an extra one cuz seriously this post isn't long enough already)

Sarah Davies and How To Write The Breakout Novel (six part series) inspired concept, larger-than-life characters, high stakes plot, deeply felt theme, a vivid setting, and the final mystery ingredient

and the moment you've all been waiting for-
SEVEN RANDOM TIDBITS ABOUT erica and christy-- THINGS YOU WERE PROBABLY DYING TO KNOW ABOUT US and didn't even know it. or,quite possibly, things you're gonna wish you didn't learn:

SEVEN: erica and christy have never actually even met, but christy's husband is starting to complain about the fact that their email inbox holds 900 emails and he wonders what on Earth erica and christy need to discuss that causes them to email every four minutes or so. 
SIX: erica has never met many of her friends. she thanks technology for the end of friendship as most people know it.
FIVE: christy is an only child, is 5'1", has been teaching elementary school for 11 years, has a scar on her left cheek after having been bitten by a dog while camping when she was two years old.  she recently took her very own two year old in for his first stitches.  he continues to run around and rough house, not having learned his lesson at all.  christy is quite sure she will be in the emergency room with him a lot over the next decade.
FOUR: erica is the oldest child, is 5'10" (did we really have to share heights?!), has taught early childhood education for 14 years and has two kids. she once got stitches while roller skating, but neither of her children has seen the inside of an emergency room (knock on wood).
THREE: christy feels that snickers are addicting.  she finally lost 1.5 of the 6 pounds she gained after easter and is disappointed that halloween came so soon.  she hasn't been on the scale yet to find out where her weight stands.
TWO: christy is trying to convince erica that exercise is good for the mind, body, and soul. erica's leaning towards the snickers idea instead.
ONE: erica and christy are setting a New Year's goal to actually meet each other. Watch out, 2011!!!!!

we're done. you can leave now.  BUT come back tomorrow cuz erica is part of something fun and crazy (started by author mike wood) and there are prizes involved.

11.02.2010

November Author Series

So, last year, erica was lucky enough to stumble upon the Amazon Breakthrough Novel Award contest (and will post more info. on the 2011 contest when she hears it). While there, she met some great, awesome, amazing, incredible, fascinating, remarkable people. Some of them even acknowledge her back!! This month, we will be posting some interviews with these (see above adjectives) authors. Here's our first, who says he's setting the bar low so everyone else can look good. He's cool like that. Our questions are in blue. The interviewee's answers follow.

***drumroll, please***

erica and christy's interview with Mike Wood

Mike self-published his book Alchemy using Amazon's Createspace (then, BookSurge) service and is an all-around wonderful guy who lives in an undisclosed place near where his book is set. Rumor also has it he lived during the '80s, when his book is set. On to the questions:

Tell us about your book. Alchemy is a mish-mash of things, but ultimately it's a coming of age/mystery set on the Cape in the early 80's, so if you liked The DaVinci Code and are old enough to remember "The Goonies," you should enjoy Alchemy. (erica interjects - this explanation is sorely lacking. check out his link at the bottom of the interview)

What's the best thing about writing? Do you mean the physical act of writing? If so, then nothing. I hate it. But if you mean the process, then I guess the end result (praise and attention coupled with the satisfaction that you created something that made someone laugh, cry, or think.)

What's the worst thing about writing? See above, and add to it that it's a lonely and selfish act. How do I deal with that part and keep writing? I limit myself to writing when everything else is done, hence the 15 years it took to finish my book!

What's your favorite food/recipe? Recipe as in something I make? That's easy, as I only make one thing:
French Toast Casserole.
8 eggs
1 cup of milk
1 stick of butter
1 pint of good vanilla ice cream
1 large cinnamon-raisin babka (or 16 oz. loaf of bread)
1 tbsp. of vanilla
3 shakes of salt

Directions:
Cut the bread into cubes and place into a greased 9x13 pan. Melt the ice cream and butter in microwave. Mix eggs, vanilla, milk, ice cream & butter together with salt. Pour over bread and mush it all around until bread is covered. Put in refrigerator overnight.
--Go to sleep!
--The next day…
Place it in a 350° oven about an hour before you want to eat it, cooking for about 45-50 minutes. Allow it to sit for like 10 or 15 minutes after removing from oven before serving. Sprinkle with a little powdered sugar, maybe a little syrup, and eat.

What else do you want our followers to know about you and your journey towards publication? It's a journey I can't make alone. I need followers (get thee to my blog: http://www.mikesshot.blogspot.com/) and leaders (of the cheer variety).

What are your future goals as an author? I'd love to be traditionally published. Self-publishing is great, and I'm actually making money, but I want to feel legitimate. Even with a book out, and all the signings, reading, and appearances I've done, I still say "author" with air quotes.

How did you break it to your family/friends/etc. that you wanted to be an author? I never really told anyone. They found out the same day the 100,000 readers of the Connecticut Post found out when my face appeared on the front page of the paper announcing me as a new columnist. What did they say? They were impressed and supportive. What do they say now? Don't write about me!

What is the planning process like for your novels? Do you outline? Do you jot down notes? Do you get naked and do the novel dance beneath a full moon? None of the above. It's truly spontaneous and free form, more improv than anything. I do imagine scenes while hiking or riding my bike, but do absolutely no real planning. I was surprised as everyone else with the twists and turns my book took.

Who is your writing mentor and why? Or, alternatively, who do you emulate? Not sure I have a mentor (as I'm picturing a Mr. Miyagi type figure) but I do have lots of sounding boards (Hey Gae! What up Megan and Christine?) and they help me wax off from time to time.

If you had a pet elephant, what would his/her name be? How do elephants influence your writing style? How does the movie Dumbo make you feel? Seeing as how I won't let my step-daughter have a kitty, I probably shouldn't even entertain the thought of a pet elephant. As for the Dumbo question, the movie makes me feel like Walt Disney is a douchebag

we love that this interview ends with the word douchebag. So this is where we end. Wasn't it fun? Mike's book is available on Amazon in paperback or Kindle form.

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11.01.2010

Here comes November. . .

We know some of you are doing NaNoWriMo. Some of you, like us, aren't, but will still be working, writing, and editing. We'll both be aiming for that 21k (see our progress in our sidebar to the right) and looking for inspiration to keep us going.

Well, we're very proud to announce a great lineup of published and soon-to-be published authors who agreed to do interviews with erica and christy this month!! We are so excited!! Please follow the links to their blogs/websites and see what great people they are! (and we'll add to this list as soon as we get a couple more confirmations)

Mike Wood (tune in tomorrow for this one!)

Hart Johnson (coming up Friday, Nov. 5)

Gae Polisner (Friday, Nov. 26)

Megan Bostic (Friday, Nov. 19)

JC Phelps (Friday, Nov. 12)

Rebecca Coleman (Tuesday, Nov. 30)

Our goal was to bring you some inspiration along your own journey towards publication and these interviewees are as varied in how they started and where they are now as the genres of books they write. Please, when you visit their sites, leave a comment letting them know you stopped by. And don't forget to check in to erica and christy all month long to get the scoop - most interviews will be posted on Fridays.