I could have written a blog post for you today.
Instead, I wrote my chapter. (A few days ago we posted that we're dedicating ourselves to one chapter per day, no matter what, regardless of writer's block.)
I thought about writing my chapter in this space and killing two birds with one stone, but decided against it. Since my posts tend to be chapter-length*, I'm saving you time. (You're welcome.)With that time, you should move your mouse up to that little X. See it? In the upper right hand corner of your screen? Yup. That's the one. Close out of the Internet. Use this time I'm giving you to go and write your own chapter.
If you want, when it's written, you can come back and share a teaser from it in our comments. I'd LOVE to have a bunch of teasers to come back to and read. How fun to find what writing you've all been up to!
I'll get you started. Once I'm done with my chapter, I'll come back and post a teaser.
Then it'll be your turn.
* okay, so that's one of those pesky hypens again. i'm never quite sure when to use them and when not to. in this case? you tell me. please. really. help a girl out!
(whoops. wrote the chapter, fell asleep, and just came back now to post my teaser. here it is!
I stared at him. That was not what I wanted to hear. That would mean my problem was really a problem. )